Thursday, October 20, 2011

Twenty Two Things

I am 51 years old.

I have done a lot in my life.

But there are things I haven't done.

(Some, thankfully, some, regretfully.)

Here are 22 of them...

(Why 22? No idea. Ask Ree, The Pioneer Woman, who Mama Kat nicked this idea from.)

I have never: 

1.  Sung Karaoke. 

2.  Ridden a camel.

3.  Broken a bone (pinkie toes don’t count).

4.  Been to Australia.

5.  Seen Mount Rushmore.

6.  Gone to Disney (working a conference at the Swan doesn’t count).

7.  Flown to the moon and swung among the stars.

8.  Taken the coast to coast train across Canada.

9.  Taken a photograph of a celebrity.

10.  Faked an orgasm.

11.  Fired a gun.

12.  Eaten Fugu.

13.  Been able to walk in heels without falling on my face.

14.  Seen a purple cow.

15.  Straightened my hair.

16.  Gotten a bikini wax (ouch).

17.  Been on time to any significant event in my life.

18.  Had a “regular” job with benefits.

19.  Dug a ditch.

20.  Seen the green flash of a sunrise on the open sea.

21.  Been as deeply sleep-deprived as I am right now.

22.  Regretted having children, in spite of the above.

Mama’s Losin’ It
I'm linking up with Mama Kat who prompted us to write a post listing 22 things we’ve never done.

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